PORNO BUDGIE
Ah, what fond memories of Warbaby this pic brings back!
When I first saw this title pic for The Museum of Ludicrous Erotica (which included, among other things, a guy who liked
women to wear heels and step on his face), I just burst out laughing. Rax reports that the prodigious puss is back now!
Cool, I missed him :-)
Having owned some 6 or 7 budgies (depends if you believe that there were two Charlies), I can see where this little
bird fit in fine. Nevermind big birds, if you want a truly pervy pet, get a budgie. If they aren't regurgitating constantly, they're shagging
constantly, or, like our recently departed Buddy, trying to have sex with mirrors. *Shudder* He'd do it morning, noon and night, and it
was weird because he had this special little noise he'd make when he was doing it. We'd be sitting, eating meals and suddenly
we'd hear him in the living room making his "sex noises". Aaaaaahhhhhhhh! Then somehow Paullie figured out how to do the same thing -
but he goes after people's hands instead! Ugggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (makes a great party trick btw!) When it comes to personality, you can't beat these
little birds. They'll drive you nuts and break your heart when they die.
